A Letter from the Desk of ......
A letter from Huron's staff to Akora the Infernal............
My Lord Huron Blackheart requests that you bring ***************** to our battle against the Eldar. We shall crush the Eldar and drink wine from their skulls. The battle shall be glorious, we will destroy all those that oppose us.
Harashio Thedamiso
Chief librarian
Red Corsairs
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Lord Huron,
Thank you for this invition.
Lord Akora will be glad to send some of his best ************ assist you in
showing the foolish Eldar the follie of oposing the just might of Chaos and
for the glory to come. I hope they will be worthy of the effort.
Sincerly,
Anakar Aid to Lord Akora
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The Great Farseer Xeros sat among the crystalline statues in the Garden of Souls, fixed in many thoughts and visions of the future. A light ringing bell interrupted his trancing and he looked to the portal. A guardian stood there waiting to be acknowledged. Xeros knew the warrior came with news. "My Lord, we have intercepted a message en route to the unholy renegade Akora", the Guardian stated. The Guardian dutifully bowed and left the message container on the crystalline table near a bubbling brook. Xeros did not have to read it to know its contents. The malcontents of Chaos have stirred from the warp, many visions has he had concerning this and now all was revealed by the message. The Lord of the Maelstrom must not only be stopped, but eradicated from the Realm of the Living, no matter the cost.
"Our course is clear," the Farseer stated to the warrior, "Go to the Shrines of the Aspects, summon Lord Karandras to me at once!"
"It shall be as you command mighty one," the warrior said as he went to complete his master's bidding.
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While sitting in his chambers warming his hand by the newly lit slave. Huron thought to himself about the next move he needs to increases his hold on the Maelstrom. "My lord, forgive my intrusion!" squeaked from Harashio lips. "We have found a world rich in mineral resources." "Excellent, form a retrieval party." Huron said in his happy, but not to happy as not to kill you in a instant voice.
"B-b-utt, my Lord. It is in Eldar space." the Librarian croaked. "Good, very good." Huron thought to himself. "I have new orders Harashio. Tell everyone to suit up we're going on a full scale raid. I want the planets resources, and I need more slaves. This last bunch burn too quickly." as he relit the body with his mighty Tyrant's Claw. " Yes my lord! It shall be done" the Librarian saluted and ran off to forward the orders. It shall be a glorious battle, Harashio thought to himself as he walked into command and control. "Sound the alarms, gather all the available troops in bay one. We're going Eldar hunting."
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From the desk of Farseer Xeros of Ulthwe:
Dear Chaos Spawn,
How do you measure worthiness??? Let me count the ways....
1. The Children of Isha can spell the words strategies and opposing!! How the hell can you folks live the life of the "Bad Guys" and not even spells words that are common in YOUR vocabulary!!!!
2. Since when did Chaos start using secretaries?? Akora, do it your damn self! You confiscate planetary systems in your twisted gods names. Did your secretary go for you??? I shall not traverse that portion of the web way any further.
Sincerely,
Xeros
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Data Fax from
Loft Huron Blackheart,
Tyrant of Badab,
Master of the Red Corsairs,
Lord of the Maelstrom,
The Blood Reaver
Dear Xeros,
It is nice to see that an Eldar cares about spelling. Personally I don't care, you see that last guy who told me how to spell I'm currently using as a footrest. You see Xeros I am The LORD of my Universe. If I want to spell something differently the my men, change their dictionaries! I think you mistake spelling as a sign of weakness. This will be your undoing. My men my not have the brains to spell dog, but give them a bolter and watch out.
Sincerely,
Loft Huron
P.S.
I will enjoy roasting your bones.
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Dear Loft,
Riddle me this, did your mom name you after the highest portion of the barn or is that the only name she could spell. Fortunately for us YOUR universe is SMALL and I intend to maintain that status in any way possible.
Yours Truly
Xeros
Farseer of Ulthwe
P.S. Bring the bolters, I need moving targets for Guardian training day.
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Dear Xeros,
Like I haven't heard that a millions times before. Answer a question for me. Do you hear the ocean when you put your helmet on? I also hear that the Eldar are afraid their souls will go to Chaos when they die. I will give you this, when I win you're people will wish that had died and met the Chaos Gods.
Get Bent,
Huron
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Dear Huron,
You are nothing compared to us. Your life, your dreams, everything is but a drop in the pond. You dare to believe that you are counted so high among the Lords of Chaos!! Our race gave birth to one of the wretched Lords of the Warp!! As well as us, you would do well to remember that your are nothing but a pawn in their eternal struggle for dominance of the mortal realms. Do we fear for our souls, surely, but pay heed human, even the Lords of Chaos would devour one of theirs, if not to satisfy their petty appetites.
Xeros
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From the Desk of Huron Blackheart
Dear Xeros,
I must say it was an interesting day on the battlefield. I must say the Vibro Cannon is an interesting weapon. You should have seen the look on my Standard Bearer when the ground opened up and swallowed him. The death of my Chief Librarian was surprising. He will be missed, at least till I defrost a new copy. A good fight, see you next battle.
Huron Blackheart
Lord of the Maelstrom
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From the Desk of Xeros, Farseer of Ulthwe,
Dear Loft,
An interesting battle indeed. I immensely enjoyed exterminating your forces. I've never seen the Guardians happier. I knew you would find my new toy somewhat debilitating. I hope it met all of your expectations. If it didn't, then too bad. It brings a tear of joy to my eye every time a Rhino full of Terminators explodes, it just never gets dull! Oh well, enough of that. Until next time heretic........
Xeros